Underskog

EDITS
SALT (Saltarelli Salong)
Møllergata 37 (inngang hammersborggata)
04. – 13. Oct 2013
Opening Friday at 7. p.m.
Sat – Sun 13:00 – 16:00

The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, wastoids, dweebies, dickheads – they all adore him. They think he’s a righteous dude…You’re a beautiful man. I want you to thank you for your warmth and compassion…You can’t respect somebody who kisses your ass. It just doesn’t work…If you don’t like my policies you can come down here and smooch my big ole’ white butt.

What’s the score? Nothin’ nothin’. Who’s winning? The Bears…Sooner or later, everyone goes to the zoo…Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it…I am not going to sit on my ass as the events that affect me unfold to determine the course of my life. I am going to take a stand. I’m going to defend it. Right or wrong, I’m going to defend it…I would also like to add that I’ve got my father’s gun and a scorching case of herpes.

Wha – what do you mean nothing good? We’ve seen everything good. We’ve seen the whole city! We went to a museum, we saw priceless works of art! We ate pancreas!…Ladies and gentlemen, you are such a wonderful crowd, we’d like to play a little tune for you. It’s one of my personal favorites and I’d like to dedicate it to a young man who doesn’t think he has seen anything good today…Hey batta batta batta hey batta batta batta SWING batta.

The place is like a museum. It’s very beautiful and very cold, and you’re not allowed to touch anything…It could get wrecked, stolen, scratched, breathed on wrong, a pigeon could shit on it! Who knows?

…And how does this relate to our discussion of the uses of irony?…You’re still here? It’s over!

-Tom Esam – Jan Bjerk (Ferris Bueller press release remix)

Poster: Michael Hare